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"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

-- Obi-Wan Kenobi reacting to the Packers’ last-second loss to the Seahawks

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Mason Mastroianni

Mason Mastroianni

Like many of my ilk, I was born with a pen in my hand. My mom still has the surgical scar. Not that I've ever seen it - that would be weird. But take her word for it... I've been giving her the money I've earned drawing for years now.

Medical bills aside, I make my living as an artist, and have done so since I was old enough to quit my job at Wend...

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