21 Questions: Alpha Comedy Staff
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Who is your favorite literary character?
The Velociraptor from Jurassic Park
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If you could make a cameo appearance in a show, what show would it be?
Breaking Bad. Because I LOVE meth.
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What is your greatest fear?
My employer finding out how much I LOVE meth.
Oops.
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One thing you could eat for the rest of your life?
Pop Tarts
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Favorite movie? Worst movie?
Favorites: Point Break, The Departed, Incredibles and Closer.
Worst (I love horribly bad movies but these are movies that take themselves seriously and fail at trying to be good): Crazy Stupid Love (awful and the product placement is atrocious), Blue Valentine (you lost me when the dog died) and anything with Richard Gere (except Pretty Woman).
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If you could be born again into any era, which would you choose?
Any era that involves me brandishing an axe and running into a battlefield.
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Last text message I sent...
Can you believe how big it is? It goes over the water.
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What is your motto?
"The Dude abides"
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What song do you have on repeat?
Hit Me Baby One More Time
-Rihanna
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Ultimate vacation?
Vacations are for pussies.
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What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Launching this super cool website. And being on time for work today. #minormiracle
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What is your favorite cartoon/comic character?
I'm going to go with R2D2. I know he's more of a person or real character but I love that little dude.
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If you weren't drawing, what would you be doing?
I don't draw which is why I built this website.
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My biggest pet peeve is...
Ppl who abbrev wrds for no rsn. Srsly.
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Who do you admire/who is your role model?
This is a serious answer but anyone who is doing what they love. I love the guys on this site because they are an expression of the human spirit. They built something. They created a character. They created a world.
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When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Right now, coming up with answers too inappropriate to post here.
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One thing you couldn’t live without?
Coffee. No seriously. It's my number two reason to live. Right behind my dog and right above my wife.
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Guilty pleasure?
Anal beads. Actually, that's not true. They don't make me feel that guilty.
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What is your greatest extravagance?
My wife. She cost 100,000 Rubles.
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The best advice you've ever gotten?
Masturbating in public showers will get you arrested.
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I know it's weird but I think...
...that it's totally cool if someone has crabs. Or herpes. Like totally fine.
Should I give my phone number out at this point?
Suggested Artists
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Mick Mastroianni