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Go ahead, make my hay. by Ralph Hagen at 07/08/14 10:32 AM

First cutting is off and the gang are happy.

You make a living doing that?? by Ralph Hagen at 06/27/14 12:06 PM

I had lunch with a friend the other day, and he showed surprise and disbelief when I said I got paid to cartoon. I just shrugged it off, and went back to eating my crackers and ketchup.

What's a megabyte?... by Ralph Hagen at 06/01/14 12:10 PM

Found this in a drawer. I remember paying about $100 bucks for a stick this big.

I also remember having a 5 MB hard-drive and 256k Ram. I'm not that old. Really!

Happy Mother's Day! by Ralph Hagen at 05/11/14 08:27 AM

Happy Mother's Day to all you Mom's out there! We couldn't have done it without you.

Money can't buy happiness. I beg to differ. by Ralph Hagen at 05/09/14 11:55 AM

A person should win something for having 10 quick-picks and not one single number drawn. It's not easy. They should have an Un-Lottery. The more numbers you have the less you win. Get all the numbers and the bonus, you win nothing. On the other hand, have none of the numbers drawn and the wrong bonus number, you win the jackpot. I'm just sayin'.

Oh, what I'd do with warp speed. by Ralph Hagen at 05/05/14 13:00 PM

If the multiverse theory is correct, then somewhere out there the Barn is in 2000 newspapers.

From now on... by Ralph Hagen at 05/02/14 12:00 PM

Inking dailies today. Music keeps me company. Right now I'm listening to Supertramp, 'Even in the Quietest Moments.'

..."Yes, I'll always have to be, living in a fantasy. That's the way it's got to be, from now on." Sounds like Rory's theme song.

What are YOU listening to today?

Earth Week. by Ralph Hagen at 04/21/14 09:43 AM

It's earth week. Think I'll just park the car and idle while I reflect on that.

Don't you SEE it?!! by Ralph Hagen at 03/27/14 13:32 PM

I was looking through old photos and found this. My parents had a thing about posing me with dinosaurs. I on the other hand was terrified of them, because they wanted to eat me. Here is one of me warning the picture taker of the impending doom. Also notice the irrigation has just turned on. I remember being wet AND terrified. Our family had its moments.

Enough already! by Ralph Hagen at 03/15/14 12:22 PM

Honk if you're ready for spring.

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