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21 Questions: Tony Rubino

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  1. Who is your favorite literary character?

    Oh, there are so many... literally.

  2. If you could make a cameo appearance in a show, what show would it be?

    Is that “Punky Brewster” still on?

  3. What is your greatest fear?

    Only eating one thing for the rest of my life.

  4. One thing you could eat for the rest of your life?

    I’m too scared to answer this.

  5. Favorite movie? Worst movie?

    "Charlie's Angels 2"... for both.

  6. If you could come back as a historical figure/anyone, who would it be?

    Neil Armstrong, because I think I’d like to win all those bike races.

  7. Last text message I sent...

    Why would I know the last text message you sent?

  8. What is your motto?

    If at first you don’t succeed don’t go skydiving.

  9. What song do you have on repeat?

    Who let the dogs out? Sorry. Somebody let the dogs out and I was just wondering who it was that did that. What was the question?

  10. Ultimate vacation?

    Oh, any kind of theme cruise.

  11. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

    The uncanny ability I have fostered to dodge questions about my greatest achievements.

  12. What is your favorite cartoon/comic character?

    Donald Trump. So life-like.

  13. If you weren't drawing, what would you be doing?

    I’d be a Nobel Laureate. It’s really held me back.

  14. My biggest pet peeve is...

    ...people who don’t take questionnaires seriously.

  15. Who do you admire/who is your role model?

    You know that Geico lizard? Not him.

  16. When was the last time you laughed really hard?

    1982. No wait... 2010, when I saw a picture of my Mullet from 1982.

  17. One thing you couldn’t live without?

    Would it be a smart-ass comment if I said, “my lungs?” Ya know... ‘cus that’s technically two things.

  18. Guilty pleasure?

    Yes, please.

  19. What is your greatest extravagance?

    My manservant, Reginald. I know he’s stealing from me, but boy can that son-of-a-#!%!@ shine a shoe.

  20. The best advice you've ever gotten?

    "Whatever you do... DO NOT — under any circumstances — become a cartoonist."

  21. I know it's weird but I think...

    ...the voices in my head are trying to kill my imaginary friends.

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