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21 Questions: John Forgetta

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  1. Who is your favorite literary character?

    The whale from “Moby Dick.”

  2. If you could make a cameo appearance in a show, what show would it be?

    “Kitchen Cousins.” Standing between them.

  3. What is your greatest fear?

    Food courts

  4. One thing you could eat for the rest of your life?

    Please, I’m Italian. Pasta, of course.

  5. Favorite movie? Worst movie?

    Anything with a shower scene. Anything without a shower scene.

  6. If you could be born again into any era, which would you choose?

    I want to live in the future where you don’t have to go to the bathroom and your excrement just turns to a cool, odorless vapor after you drink a cordial.

  7. Last text message you sent…

    Where are you?

  8. What is your motto?

    Watch your head.

  9. What song do you have on repeat?

    Sadly, Nicki Minaj’s “Pound the Alarm.” Please make it stop!

  10. Ultimate vacation?

    A tour of English manor houses. I want to see how well people lived who never worked a day in their lives.

  11. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

    Getting out of bed each morning.

  12. What is your favorite cartoon/comic character?

    Superman. Great quads!

  13. If you weren't writing, what would you be doing?

    See Question 19.

  14. My biggest pet peeve is...

    Prius's in the fast lane.

  15. Who do you admire/who is your role model?

    Stand-up comedians. They’re clearly the bravest people on the planet. And scientists. Where would we be without them?

  16. When was the last time you laughed really hard?

    Watching 20-something bartenders crinkle their brows when I ask for a Rob Roy.

  17. One thing you couldn’t live without?

    Oxygen. Not the TV network.

  18. Guilty pleasure?

    Telling my friends with children that I just woke up from a nap.

  19. What is your greatest extravagance?

    Drinking martinis.

  20. The best advice you've ever gotten?

    Justice is for the movies.

  21. I know it's weird but I think...

    Hillary Clinton is attractive.

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