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21 Questions: Jeffrey C Johnson

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  1. Who is your favorite literary character?

    Harold and Purple Crayon

  2. If you could make a cameo appearance in a show, what show would it be?

    Vikings. An incredible show. Although I'm sure I would be slain before my line was to be said.

  3. What is your greatest fear?

    Dying penniless and insane, still trying to play a phonograph with a peanut.

  4. One thing you could eat for the rest of your life?

    Beef stew with a side of brocolli

  5. Favorite movie? Worst movie?

    Best: Stripes with Bill Murray / Worst: I obviously have forgotten

  6. If you could be born again into any era, which would you choose?

    I think that the 50's would be cool or the roaring 20's.

  7. Last text message I sent…..

    "That looks infected."

  8. What is your motto?

    Speak softly and carry a big stick, although that may already be taken.

  9. What song do you have on repeat?

    Oh, Metallica seems to be played a lot in the iPhone, that and Bob Dylan. How's that for eclectic?

  10. Ultimate vacation?

    Fishing in Alaska

  11. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

    Yet to be determined

  12. What is your favorite cartoon/comic character?

    Batman. I'm almost positive that's the only correct answer.

  13. If you weren't writing, what would you be doing?

    Drawing. There's a battle brewing here, me thinks.

  14. My biggest pet peeve is ...

    People who don't use proper grammar. If it's too funny, or too often, use two Os.

  15. Who do you admire/who is your role model?

    My parents. Cliche? Perhaps, but it's true. My Father taught me how to draw, and my Mother taught me that there is two Os, in "too often".

  16. When was the last time you laughed really hard?

    The last time the doctor ordered me to.

  17. Guilty pleasure?

    Enjoying a Diet Dr. Pepper while drawing. Yeah, I'm a rebel.

  18. What is your greatest extravagance?

    I bought a yacht with no motor, tried paddling around the world. Didn't get too far, and then it sunk. Needed the Coast Guard to save me. That actually never happened. But if it did, I'd write that.

  19. The best advice you've ever gotten?

    Measure twice, cut once. I remembered that the second time.

  20. I know it's weird but I think...

    There are worlds that we pass by everyday, and no one notices. Ants have colonies, and no one stops to say "That a boy! Good job, little man." If you have it in your heart, throw out an unwrapped Jolly Rancher - that lil' guy can lift 50x his own weight! Give 'em a little sugar.. he deserves it.

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